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    01 december

    FUNNY THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS POEM

    FUNNY THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS POEM

    Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep
    I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

    The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
    But I fought the temptation with all my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    The thought of a snack became infatuation.

    So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
    And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

    I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
    With a mouthful of pudding and handful of pie.

    But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
    Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please!